May 2012
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chelseaurq:
loveontheinside:
Life hacks
thebogonoslo:
THE DUSTPAN ONE HAS SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS.
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I haven’t played this in so long! hahaha ♥
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Guess what?
I passed Chemistry!!!!
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT?
tyleroakley:
partyintheusanus:
Tony: Well, it’s not a hare anymore.
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tyleroakley:
Basically, me.
This is perfect.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
camasaurus:
pinkrangerwasa:
binbons:
robgonemild:
your-nibs:
castiel-winchesterr:
mrsfigscats:
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
I doughn’t know how the restaurant will survive...
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society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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zombiesandcarnations replied to your post: zombiesandcarnations replied to your chat: Living…
That would make sense xD You okay?
Yes! Just had a crazy day. You can text me if you’d like!
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zombiesandcarnations replied to your chat: Living with a seven year-old boy….
LOL I really want to know what he was going to say xD
He was going to say “I am super, super, SUPER DUPER NAKED!”
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Living with a seven year-old boy....
Julian (yelling at me from another room): Brianna! Don't look at me! I am super, super, SUPER DUPER –
Julian's mom: Julian! Put your pajamas on right now!!
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